Sorry! If You’re An Asian Man, Just Close This Page... NOW! "Why 99.9% of ALL Asian Men Cannot Pick-up Women They Are ATTRACTED To and How The Other 0.1% of Asian Men Can Easily Snatch The Girls YOU Wanted..." Being Stereotyped As Humble, Passive, Quiet, Obedient, Nerdy or Bruce Lee Is NOT Helping You Get The Girls. And Then Being Stamped With A "Small Penis?"

Dear Fellow Asian Friend,

You’re going to be pissed. Really.

If you’re going to continue reading, please do so at your own risk and DO not send me hate mails. Let’s face it... being an Asian guy SUCKS!

Sad part is, you know it!

You can’t date the girls you want.
You can’t talk to girls without stuttering or losing focus.
And you can’t even satisfy them once you DO get them in your bed!

It’s pathetic. As Asians, we are seen as scrawny but smart, friendly but quiet, nice but GAY and kung-fu masters but no balls. What’s up with that?

We are stereotyped to be incredibly good with math and science, we can ALL do the splits and do back-flips, we are all rice-loving people and anime-watching geeks...

Okay, the odds are obviously stacked against us.

A lot of us run out and look for some pick-up lines, some new clothes to look cool... we even go as far as buying a new car... but of all cars, we go for the typical rice-burners by Toyota and Honda.

Your Slanted Eyes Aren’t Fooling Anyone!

Look, if you’re fat, you can lose weight. If you’re skinny... well, it’ll take you MANY years to gain weight and bulk up in the gym. If you’re just plain dumb... well, there just aren’t any pills or easy solutions for that yet.

But no matter what you do, your eyes will still be slanted, you will not have a furry chest, you will not get any taller, the penis-growing pills simply will not work for you and for the most part you will probably still have an accent (if you have one now).

You’re not alone!

I was with a girl one day. She was driving and I was chilling in the passenger seat. It was really bright so I squinted my eyes and said I couldn’t see. She turned to me and said, "well open your eyes!" Freak’n white girls, man!

Situations similar to that has happened to me more times than I care to mention.

Asian Men Are Just Raised Differently

Most of us are raised to excel academically under strict upbringings from our parents. We are trained to be submissive and kind, soft-spoken and gentle... no wonder the media think of us as feminine and gay!

Unlike the usual Caucasian Alpha-male where they are more outspoken, carefree and unafraid of embarassment, we’re totally not. They’ll do anything and everything to get the attention of a girl.

Us? We don’t want to do something stupid that would embarrass our family. We’d be a disgrace and that would really put shame to our family. So we don’t do it, right?

My Friend Picks Up Girls Like Bees On Honey

Let me tell you about a friend of mine in high school. He was black (still is of course) and a pick-up artist without knowing it.

I remember we were at a orchestra concert where we were competing for the region title. Yeah, I played the violin. Typical, right? LOL.

Anyway, we had time to just walk around and this was his exact approach:

He walks up to a random girl and grabs her by the hand as she’s walking by and simply said, "what’s your name, pretty thang?"

2 minutes later, her number was in his pocket!.....