Ugly Mans Guide To Picking Up Women

"If You’re Pissed Off And Tired of NOT Getting Laid On A Regular Basis By Attractive Women You MUST Read My Letter..."
I’m serious! No matter how much cash you don’t have or what the hell you look like, if you’re sick, pissed-off and tired of a miserable and embarrassing sex life

Do you get laid more than once a month? Once every 3 months? Twice a year? You’re killing me, even once a year?
Come on, it’s just you and me so be honest... why aren’t you snatching up your fair share of the tasty female pie?
Please, don’t feed me a bullshit sandwich by saying there are no good women left out there. Hot women are damn near everywhere. At the mall, ballpark, grocery store, Wal-Mart, K-Mart, car wash, work, gym, park, school... like I said... damn near everywhere!

But yet, here you are, a good guy with a shitload to offer a woman, sitting home on Saturday night squeezing the worm. I know, life is a true bitch.
Now, don’t get all pissy and embarrassed with our conversation. I feel your pain. Really, I do.
You see, I was in your shoes just about 4 years ago but I got damn lucky. I met a guy named Darcy who changed my life! No shit....